Friday, May 27, 2005

Lost in Retention...

For the last television season "LOST" has been a staple in my DVR selections on Wednesday evenings and I wanted to just be one of the many to say:

What the hell kind of "finale" was that on Wednesday?

Surely it was a cliffhanger, but good gawd: How about some completion of ANYTHING at this point? Thoughts on he brain in a pseudo blow by blow fashion include:

"The Island called us here." - Is that a long distance call?

"The Lost Writers say that nothing supernatural is taking place here." - Uhh, right.

"We've come for the Boy..." - Three-toothed sloth-dude on a boat that looks like a mini-version of "The Orca" from Jaws that ends up hauling the little back "Boy" off with them while leaving the three other raft-riders stranded next to the burning hulk that was once their sea-faring vessel.

"She took the boy!" - Yet another Frechie French citizen screws us by latching on to the Claire's baby and hauling ass. Time to toss her down "the hatch" to see how far down it goes.

It's in the Glands - While Im sure that the dude that plays the incredibly obese dude didn't get the paycheck that Tom Hanks did in "CASTAWAY", how is it the dude isn't an ounce thinner after having his ass on the island eating what would be presumably much less?

Anyone got a date that the premeire "appears" on? More as I think of them.

2 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

I'm a huge Lost fan as well...I don't know if I was disappointed or frustrated with the season finale...I'm not sure if much of anything got wrapped up storyline-wise, but I guess as far as cliffhangers go it does do the trick.

What in the world is the "monster" or "security system?" Whole bunch of blurry things with some smoke here and there.

Shivver me timbers...what is going to happen to Walt?

What is in the bottom of the hatch?

Anyone have any clues?

8:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know where they are!!!

It's Monster Island. Sure, that thing that's been killing everyone is Rodan!

KIP

11:23 AM  

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