4th Horseman Alert - Hootie the Singing Technicolor Burger Cowboy Pimp?
Just when you thought it was safe to get a cheesburger plain at the land of Burger King...
While watching Leno last nite (guests were Chris Rock and Ian McShane [of 'DEADWOOD' fame]) a commercial came on -- a strumming guitar lick and unbelievably: Out pops Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish, in a technicolor dreamcoat pastel cowboy suit. While strumming a guitar and singing, we are tantalized with scantily clad Petticoat Junction-esque ladies with too much make up and Daisy Dukes taking chomps out of burgers: All the while, Hootie sings on, pimping the new "Bacon Cheddar Ranch Burger" available your way, right away, at Burger King now.
Collect your bags 'cuz the 4th rider approacheth.
While watching Leno last nite (guests were Chris Rock and Ian McShane [of 'DEADWOOD' fame]) a commercial came on -- a strumming guitar lick and unbelievably: Out pops Hootie from Hootie and the Blowfish, in a technicolor dreamcoat pastel cowboy suit. While strumming a guitar and singing, we are tantalized with scantily clad Petticoat Junction-esque ladies with too much make up and Daisy Dukes taking chomps out of burgers: All the while, Hootie sings on, pimping the new "Bacon Cheddar Ranch Burger" available your way, right away, at Burger King now.
Collect your bags 'cuz the 4th rider approacheth.
posted by Mike Wilkerson - 2GuysTalking at 9:28 AM
1 Comments:
Mike, you're making me hungry! It truly is sad to see "former stars" doing stuff like this. The other day I was flipping through the channels and came on QVC where Shania Twain, of all people, hawking her own CD. I couldn't believe it...she was the biggest thing in country a few years ago and now look at her...
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